welcome to my about page


Me

hello my name is John Rich, i live on 716 east harborwood, pitsburg, pensilvania in a dumpster outside of a multimillion dolar appartment complex with my seven dogs (i think they are dogs). my dumpster burt down and now i live in cardboard box, my dogs left me. i sold my house for 25 cents bought some gum and sold the gumfor three million dolars and became very rich and i bought a massive dumpster to live in.


This is my (former) house

it burnt down and i am very sad


my new house

i had to sell it to invest in gum, a very lucritve commodity.

this is the end of the page

this was my origin story, after the events mentioned, i dicided that i like planes.