hello my name is John Rich, i live on 716 east harborwood, pitsburg, pensilvania in a dumpster outside of a multimillion dolar appartment complex with my seven dogs (i think they are dogs). my dumpster burt down and now i live in cardboard box, my dogs left me. i sold my house for 25 cents bought some gum and sold the gumfor three million dolars and became very rich and i bought a massive dumpster to live in.
it burnt down and i am very sad
i had to sell it to invest in gum, a very lucritve commodity.
this was my origin story, after the events mentioned, i dicided that i like planes.